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3 Reasons Why the latest blog by Amber Petty is a total piece of crap!!

Firstly the surprising title of the latest dishing from Amber Petty is “Why Fake Lesbians Turn me off” okay call me slightly dumbfounded by im pretty sure lesbians in general would probably turn her off. Now realistically I cant speak for what goes on in the closed doors of the Petty household. But Amber is an out and proud hetero and as such I doubt that lesbians fake or not would not do much for her…

Secondly its this statement made by Amber in the piece of tripe

 “Did you really kiss a girl or are you simply cashing in on the new cultural trend of pseudo-lesbianism sweeping the world?”  Im sorry Amber but did you really write this blog because your truly care about the lesbian community, the current trends, struggles and livelihoods of your distant dyke cousins or are you writing this trying to cash in on another new cultural trend. That being the popularisation of lesbian culture, which has been created by the said songs that you attempt to bag.

Thirdly its this ill educated statement “We all have male and female hormones and, for some girls, including the more girlie girls or “lipstick lesbians”, they have a strong male energy that dictates how they feel and who they feel it for, and this often results in a desire for the same sex.”

Okay I seriously had to read this 5 times before I could vaguely understand what she is talking about. No wait im still not sure what she is talking about. However I think Amber may have found in this sentence alone what causes homosexuality in lesbians and its about a strong male energy that dictates a desires for women. That’s about as plausable as the height of the ring finger theory…